"There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and so on." Robert Byrne

"The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do." Harold Coffin

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it." Clarence Darrow

"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Jim Henson

"Never wear anything that panics the cat." P.J. O’Rourke